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文：骆联理

薄饼姨：OK，你们继续努力啦，我先走人了咯。

kopi仔：哇唠A，你七早八早就收档了，赶着去哪里啊？

烧鱼伯：就是咯，走到这样匆忙，今晚有得吃桌咩？

薄饼姨：没有啦，刚刚收到朋友的whatsapp，jio我一起去扫货。

烧鱼伯：扫货？扫什么货？

薄饼姨：我朋友讲，路头的那间super market进了一大批新的厕纸，要买就要赶快了。

粿条叔：又再是厕纸？那天不是看到你买了七八包的厕纸咩？

kopi仔：就是啦，你需要买这样多的厕纸咩，你最近是不是有一直“漏塞”？

薄饼姨：你才“漏塞”，你们又不是不知道penang有了第一单的新冠肺炎。

烧鱼伯：怕感染到virus所以去买mask，我是可以理解啦，不过zomok要买厕纸呢？

薄饼姨：erm……

kopi仔：就是咯，如果是洗手后要抹干，可以用tissue paper啦，zomok要买厕纸？

薄饼姨：哎哟，你们问我这样多问题zomok，朋友叫jio我去买厕纸，我嘛是去买咯。

烧鱼伯：4896咯，那你没有想过抢购厕纸来干嘛的咩？

薄饼姨：hello，我只是一个aunty而已，哪里有空去想这样多，看到人家抢到这样了，我再慢就输人了。

kopi仔：所以你不是需要才买，而是怕输才去买的啦。

粿条叔：上个月新加坡人去super market抢东西时，你才笑人家怕输，现在你也是怕输。

薄饼姨：现在都不一样了，virus都杀到来咯，我是怕输更是怕死啦。

烧鱼伯：but hor，你们全部aunty们都挤到super market抢厕纸，如果有人有virus的话，不就是一起中招咯？

薄饼姨：oh my god！！！

众 人：也是对pun啦。