我为什么不结婚|光华网

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薄饼姨：喂kopi仔，明年2020年，号码很sui一下的，有planning明年结婚吗？

kopi仔：结婚？傻咩！没有屋子学什么人结婚啦。

烧鱼伯：没有屋子就去买啦，没有钱的话今天起就存钱啦。

kopi仔：还敢想买penang的屋子咩，我现在连parking lot都买不起啊！

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果条叔：也是对pun啦，那天看到报纸写，现在penang的apartment parking lot竟然卖到60千一个啊。

烧鱼伯：60千？有这样4896吗？想当年penang的政府屋，一间都不用50千咯。

kopi仔：你现在才知道penang的屋价已经这样jialat了啊。

薄饼姨：以前就说买不起屋子，现在要改口说买不起parking lot了咯。

kopi仔：所以我不要想结婚就是这样咯。

薄饼姨：借口就讲借口啦，没有屋子也是可以结婚的啦。