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施米特兹点燃火柴往花园洞里丢。
火柴丢进洞里后,瞬间整个花园直接爆炸。
幸好施米特兹没站得太靠近,因此没受伤。
别说女孩会怕蟑螂,就连成年男子,其实碰到蟑螂也会乱了方寸。
家住巴西南部埃内阿斯马基斯的施米特兹(48岁),由于妻子一直投诉家中的花园有大量的蟑螂爬行,因此惟有亲自动手想把这些蟑螂给“消灭”掉。
施米特兹表示,妻子看见蟑螂很害怕,由于蟑螂一直从花园的草地里爬出来,因此希望丈夫能想办法把蟑螂给灭了。一开始,施米特兹选择喷射杀虫剂,这方法反而让更多的蟑螂从地底爬出来。
此时,施米特兹竟突发奇想,他直接在蟑螂经常出入处把洞挖大,再淋上汽油后,点燃火柴丢进洞里。施米特兹丢了两次火柴都没丢准,第三次把火柴丢进洞里后,一瞬间整个花园直接爆炸,到处都是烟尘。
施米特兹和在一旁的两只狗狗赶紧躲开,虽然花园彻底毁坏,庆幸的是,由于当时没站得太靠近,因此他和狗狗都没受伤。
虽然爆炸毁了花园,不过恼人的蟑螂问题也顺利获得解决。
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