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告别式总是令大家感到悲伤，不过国外有一名幽默的逝者在他生命尽头之前，特意录制了一段恶作剧音档，在他下葬的过程中，这段“黑色幽默”令原本泣不成声的家人、朋友们纷纷破涕为笑。

据《太阳报》报道，上星期六是爱尔兰国防老将谢伊·布莱德利(Shay Bradley)的葬礼。在葬礼现场，亲友们显得非常哀伤。

突然一段音乐响起，接着布莱德利的声音响起“哈啰？”接着是敲门声，他不断的喊着“哈啰”并说道“救命，让我出去。这里是哪里？让我出去，这里好暗啊。”

布莱德利的“黑色幽默”使在场亲友全都忍不住笑了出来。接着他更搞笑地说“牧师，我是谢伊。我在盒子里。我不再你面前，我已经死了”轻松的语气令所有哀悼者瞬间爆笑，最后他说道“我只是想说再见。”

这支影片被爱尔兰国防部放在网路后，造成疯传。大家在欢笑同时不免遗憾布莱德利的离开。国防部表达了他们的难过之情，并补充道“有人问军事幽默与平民幽默差在哪里？这非常简单，它是黑色的。”而布莱德利的女儿在赞颂老爸的同时也幽默的表示“他超级想知道有多人因为他而大笑。”

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