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告别式总是令大家感到悲伤,不过国外有一名幽默的逝者在他生命尽头之前,特意录制了一段恶作剧音档,在他下葬的过程中,这段“黑色幽默”令原本泣不成声的家人、朋友们纷纷破涕为笑。
谢伊·布莱德利向亲朋戚友送上最后欢笑。
据《太阳报》报道,上星期六是爱尔兰国防老将谢伊·布莱德利(Shay Bradley)的葬礼。在葬礼现场,亲友们显得非常哀伤。
突然一段音乐响起,接着布莱德利的声音响起“哈啰?”接着是敲门声,他不断的喊着“哈啰”并说道“救命,让我出去。这里是哪里?让我出去,这里好暗啊。”
亲友们给谢伊·布莱德利的“声音”逗乐了。
布莱德利的“黑色幽默”使在场亲友全都忍不住笑了出来。接着他更搞笑地说“牧师,我是谢伊。我在盒子里。我不再你面前,我已经死了”轻松的语气令所有哀悼者瞬间爆笑,最后他说道“我只是想说再见。”
这支影片被爱尔兰国防部放在网路后,造成疯传。大家在欢笑同时不免遗憾布莱德利的离开。国防部表达了他们的难过之情,并补充道“有人问军事幽默与平民幽默差在哪里?这非常简单,它是黑色的。”而布莱德利的女儿在赞颂老爸的同时也幽默的表示“他超级想知道有多人因为他而大笑。”
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