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印度苏拉特市上周日举行了当地第一届“放屁大赛”，原本报名比赛的人数超过200人，主办单位还特定制作测试屁声的道具，不过比赛当天只有3人能克服“羞耻感”上台比赛，但最终都未达标准，因此没有任何人获得奖牌或奖项。

据印度媒体报道，原本有逾200名来自孟买、斋浦尔等城市的民众报名比赛，参赛者只要放出“最长”、“最响”、“最具音乐性”的屁声，即有机会争取放屁比赛的冠军，但比赛当天只有约70人出席，而最终更只有3人上台参赛。

然而，可能要在众人面前放屁实在是有点尴尬，3人最终都没有“发挥实力”，第一位上台的48岁参赛者吉安，当天还特地空腹上阵，并乘搭一小时的车程来到比赛现场，最后却没有放出任何一声屁。面对此窘况，主办单位最后准备2500卢比（约150令吉）的奖金及礼篮送给参赛者。

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