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“你能放出又响、又长、又能让人感到‘震撼’的屁吗”，如果你具备这些条件，那你就有资格报名参加接下来这项比赛了。

说到放屁总是被人们当作是一件很尴尬的事，不过，印度吉拉特邦苏拉特地区的亚丁和姆乐突发奇想，竟然打算举办史无前例的“放屁大赛”。据悉，这项比赛将在本月22日举行。

亚丁表示：“大约25天前，当时我和家人一起看电影，突然我放了一声响屁，在场者全都笑了。当时我在想，如果有放屁大赛，我肯定是赢家。然而，在印度并没有如此的赛事。因此，我找来友人商量，结果其中一名友人决定和我一起把这场‘屁事’办起来。”

亚丁还说到，30年前，放屁是一件很自由的事。然而如今却因为社会的厌恶和嫌弃而遭到抑制。举办赛事其实没有特定的目的，只是想提供一个平台让那些想放屁的人可以自由“排气”。

至于要如何选出“屁王”呢？3项评估项目为：最长、最响和最具“音乐性”的屁声，每位参赛者都有60秒时间来证明自己“实力”，最终将选出3名大赢家。

亚丁说，赢家都可获得奖杯作为奖励，不过如果可以找到赞助，那将会提供从5000卢比至15000卢比（约293令吉至878令吉）的奖金。据悉，目前已有50人报名等着一较高下了！

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