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文：骆联理

kopi仔：刚刚读到报纸，又再要有补选了咯。

薄饼姨：sui啦，confirm的吗？

kopi仔：报纸是写法官宣判沙巴的金马利国会议席选举成绩无效，so必须要重新选过咯。

薄饼姨：yes yes yes，好势料。

烧鱼伯：zomok你？人家要补选关你什么事？

粿条叔：就是咯，做到好像是自己要参选那样。

薄饼姨：是不关我的事，but关我家那只老hero的事啊。

kopi仔：huh，你不要跟我讲你要叫他去参加咯。

薄饼姨：啍，why not?你们没有听过什么叫独立人士咩？

烧鱼伯：好心你一下啦，你的老hero用什么跟人家比。

薄饼姨：如果是比厚脸皮的话，他不会输那些政客咯。

粿条叔：厚脸皮是不够的，参选要有竞选宣言的，OK?

薄饼姨：宣言？easy job啦，到时随便编一个出来啦，反正都不用本钱的。

kopi仔：比如呢？

薄饼姨：比如现在最hot的topic就是那个Lynas，对不对？

烧鱼伯：对，现在Lynas很hot，so？

薄饼姨：so嘛是老hero可以对选民说，如果他当选的话，就会关掉Lynas咯。

粿条叔：咦，这招好像熟口熟面的。

薄饼姨：桥不怕旧嘛，最重要的是选民爱听什么，就给他们听什么啦。

kopi仔：but hor，万一老hero赢了又做不到的话，怎么办？

薄饼姨：傻的咩你，放心啦，难道你有看过YB因为做不到竞选宣言的东西而坐牢咩？

众 人：也是对pun啦。

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