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文：骆联理

kopi仔：做高官就是爽，希望我下一世不用再泡kopi，可以做一个高官。

薄饼姨：zomok泡kopi泡到好好的，要去做高官？

kopi仔：那天读到一则新闻，说有行政议员买外国名车来做他们的新官车。

烧鱼伯：哇，难怪你说下一世要做高官，有新车坐又不用自己出钱，而且还是外国车啊，羡慕死我了。

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粿条叔：but hor不是说国家没有钱了咩？外国车很贵的啊，zomok不要买Malaysia自己做的车呢？

kopi仔：这是有理由的，有个高官说因为Proton已经被中国人买去了，so他们嘛是没有想要买Proton咯。

薄饼姨：奇怪，这个logic有些怪哩，Proton被中国人买去了的话，这样也算是外国车了啊。

烧鱼伯：还有hor，Malaysia的车又不是只Proton，那个Produa也是国产车啊，如果他们官车用Myvi就会省很多钱了。

kopi仔：傻的咩你，Myvi的车价一辆都不到80千，你叫高官去坐的话，那不是jatuh standard咩。

粿条叔：so说来说去，难道就是因为面子的问题咯？