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MPPP不用做的咩?

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kopi仔:我真的是beh tahan MPPP了,我要complain他们。

薄饼姨:zomok?

kopi仔:我住的地方,到处都是sampah,上面也有下面也有,MPPP不够勤力打扫啦。

烧鱼伯:上面和下面是什么意思?

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kopi仔:下面嘛是parking的地方啦,tissue paper整地都是,MPPP不用做的咩?

粿条叔:好心tissue paper就丢在自己家的垃圾桶啦,那上面呢?

kopi仔:上面嘛是我们的楼梯口咯,那些小小的香烟头就不去说了,够力的是还有大便和小便咧,真的是臭到!!

薄饼姨:在楼梯大便小便?有这样geli吗?

kopi仔:就是啦,害到我每次下楼梯时就要停止呼吸10秒。

烧鱼伯:but那些人zomok不要回家大便小便,一定要在外面呢?

kopi仔:这样我不懂啦,我只知道MPPP应该勤力来打扫的,不用做的咩?

粿条叔:不过你住的那边,是出名垃圾乱飞的啦。

烧鱼伯:zomok,你有中招过咩?

粿条叔:上次去那边找朋友时,刚park好king,就有一包喝完了的kopi冰从天而降,如果我走快一步就会中“头奖”了咯。

薄饼姨:kopi冰算你好彩了咯,如果是整包的sampah中你的头才是4896啊。

烧鱼伯:这样的话,你丢一包我也丢一包,整个parking的位都变垃圾场咯。

kopi仔:所以我就说了,MPPP不用做的咩,不要忘记他们的薪水,我也是有份给的,我也是纳税人来的。

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粿条叔:讲到这样大声,要4月了,你报TAX了没有啊?

kopi仔:erm…这….

众 人:哈哈哈哈。

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