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文：骆联理

kopi仔：我真的是beh tahan MPPP了，我要complain他们。

薄饼姨：zomok？

kopi仔：我住的地方，到处都是sampah，上面也有下面也有，MPPP不够勤力打扫啦。

烧鱼伯：上面和下面是什么意思？

kopi仔：下面嘛是parking的地方啦，tissue paper整地都是，MPPP不用做的咩？

粿条叔：好心tissue paper就丢在自己家的垃圾桶啦，那上面呢？

kopi仔：上面嘛是我们的楼梯口咯，那些小小的香烟头就不去说了，够力的是还有大便和小便咧，真的是臭到!!

薄饼姨：在楼梯大便小便？有这样geli吗？

kopi仔：就是啦，害到我每次下楼梯时就要停止呼吸10秒。

烧鱼伯：but那些人zomok不要回家大便小便，一定要在外面呢？

kopi仔：这样我不懂啦，我只知道MPPP应该勤力来打扫的，不用做的咩？

粿条叔：不过你住的那边，是出名垃圾乱飞的啦。

烧鱼伯：zomok，你有中招过咩？

粿条叔：上次去那边找朋友时，刚park好king，就有一包喝完了的kopi冰从天而降，如果我走快一步就会中“头奖”了咯。

薄饼姨：kopi冰算你好彩了咯，如果是整包的sampah中你的头才是4896啊。

烧鱼伯：这样的话，你丢一包我也丢一包，整个parking的位都变垃圾场咯。

kopi仔：所以我就说了，MPPP不用做的咩，不要忘记他们的薪水，我也是有份给的，我也是纳税人来的。

粿条叔：讲到这样大声，要4月了，你报TAX了没有啊？

kopi仔：erm…这….

众 人：哈哈哈哈。