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文：骆联理

薄饼姨：噫，显罢了nia。

kopi仔：zomok你？

薄饼姨：我看时不时都有补选的，but偏偏就不是我们这里的区。

烧鱼伯：哇，你很想我们这里有补选咩？

粿条叔：就是咯，补选有什么好？整天看那些政治人物在报纸上吵来吵去。

kopi仔：也是对pun啦，不是你插他，就是他shoot回你，这样有空，不如去服务人民啦。

薄饼姨：所以我就讲你们做人不要这样表面，actually hor补选很多空头的。

烧鱼伯：比如呢？

薄饼姨：比如hor，我们kopitiam后面那条路是不是破了很久，都没有人来补？

kopi仔：说到那条破路就显了，几百年了都没人来补到。

薄饼姨：so hor，假使我们这里今天宣布有补选，我敢guarantee你，那条后面路明天就会神奇式的没有破了。

烧鱼伯：zomok哩？难道是大伯公显灵吗？

薄饼姨：才不是啦，而是那些政府工人漏夜来补路的啦。

kopi仔：什么？几百年没有人来补，一有补选就有奇迹？

薄饼姨：还有kok，你们不是常常complain kopitiam前面的水沟堵塞吗？

烧鱼伯：就是啦，他们也是爽爽就来通一次，水沟臭到影响到我们的kopitiam的生意pun啦。

薄饼姨：我也是敢guarantee你，如果这里有补选的话……

kopi仔：会怎样？会怎样？

薄饼姨：那条水沟confirm会比你每天大便时更加通畅啦。

众 人：哈哈哈哈。

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