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薄饼姨:喂,不要讲我没有跟你们讲咯,现在出门时一定要戴mask啊。
kopi仔:还要你讲,不戴mask难道不怕virus咩。
薄饼姨:不是防virus而已,而是你没戴mask,mata会捉你的咯。
烧鱼伯:没戴mask,mata会捉?真的吗?zomok我没看到报纸有写的?
薄饼姨:confirm的啦,我朋友的朋友的妹夫的堂哥,就是没有戴mask出街,被mata捉去关了。
粿条叔:我这几天看报纸,都没有读到这个新闻的,你是从哪里听回来的?
薄饼姨:所以我讲你out就是这样咯,等到报纸来写就慢了,我的消息是从whatsapp和wechat那边来的。
kopi仔:whatsapp和wechat?为什么会是从那边听到的呢?
薄饼姨:我在那有很多group chat的,消息就是从我们“安哥安地吹水站”的group chat来的。
kopi仔:cheh,原来是从那些group chat听回来的。
薄饼姨:真的啦,那个人说他朋友的妹夫的堂哥,就是有一天没有戴mask走去打包,然后半路被mata blok,之后捉去坐牢半年。
粿条叔:huh?一被捉就马上去坐牢半年?
薄饼姨:就是咯,那个人讲mata捉了他朋友的妹夫的堂哥之后,直接关进监牢半年了,可怜下。
kopi仔:可是hor,我们malaysia的law不是要先上法庭先,经过审讯才来判有没有罪的咩?
薄饼姨:喔,也是对pun hor……
烧鱼伯:要不要坐牢是由法官下判的,不是由mata决定的,薄饼姨你没有知识,也要有常识啦,这样的假消息你也去信。
薄饼姨:aiyo,我哪里有去想这样多的,人家讲我嘛是信咯。
kopi仔:人家mata现在每天辛苦帮我们维持秩序,还要被那些吃饱没事做的人来造谣抹黑,真的很冤枉下咯。
薄饼姨:Sorry咯……
粿条叔:现在很多地方要进行消毒,其实更应该替那些吃饱没事做的人的消毒啦,整罐dettol喷进他们的嘴巴就对了。
众 人:Sui啦!!!!
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