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文：骆联理

薄饼姨：喂，不要讲我没有跟你们讲咯，现在出门时一定要戴mask啊。

kopi仔：还要你讲，不戴mask难道不怕virus咩。

薄饼姨：不是防virus而已，而是你没戴mask，mata会捉你的咯。

烧鱼伯：没戴mask，mata会捉？真的吗？zomok我没看到报纸有写的？

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薄饼姨：confirm的啦，我朋友的朋友的妹夫的堂哥，就是没有戴mask出街，被mata捉去关了。

粿条叔：我这几天看报纸，都没有读到这个新闻的，你是从哪里听回来的？

薄饼姨：所以我讲你out就是这样咯，等到报纸来写就慢了，我的消息是从whatsapp和wechat那边来的。

kopi仔：whatsapp和wechat？为什么会是从那边听到的呢？

薄饼姨：我在那有很多group chat的，消息就是从我们“安哥安地吹水站”的group chat来的。

kopi仔：cheh，原来是从那些group chat听回来的。