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kopi仔:hello,明天起我开始on leave了,大家不要太想念我喔。
薄饼姨:Zomok你?
kopi仔:头家说行动管制后,kopitiam不大有生意了,所以他放我几天的假咯。
烧鱼伯:So刚刚你叫我们不要想念你,是什么意思呢?
kopi仔:因为我看反正有几天的leave,就jio 我的girl friend一起去外坡cuti cuti malaysia咯。
果条叔:huh?,现在malaysia的肺炎病例越来越多了,你还敢去玩咩?
kopi仔:哎哟,你不用替我担心啦,我都不是坐飞机飞去外国,只是去别州玩而已。
薄饼姨:hello,现在政府都叫我们stay at home了,你是不会听的是吗?
kopi仔:哎哟,怕什么啦,如果要中的话,在家也是会中的啦,不会中的话,去到天涯海角都不会中啦。
烧鱼伯:万一呢?万一好衰不衰给你中到呢?
kopi仔:这样容易中咩?我买了万能20多年,安慰奖都没有中过啦,好心你们。
果条叔:每一个人都有中奖的机会,说不定下一个幸运儿就是你。
kopi仔:放心啦,就算给我中到,我全身的“马色”这样keat,也是不会死的啦。
烧鱼伯:OK,算你的“马色”很keat,你的body很fit,但你知道如果中的话是会传染给人的吗?
kopi仔:知道啦,不过死命率才1巴仙nia,更何况我一直都单身惯了,无牵无挂,死就死啦。
薄饼姨:那如果你万一在外面中virus的话,回到家里又传给爸爸妈妈,你自己说你有孝吗?
kopi仔:erm……
薄饼姨:算你很fit又不怕死啦,但你爸爸妈妈都七老八老了,你真的不怕染给他们?
kopi仔:erm……
果条叔:SO怎样?还要再去吗?
kopi仔:erm……
烧鱼伯:如果你死都要去的话,那我介绍你去一个国玩。
kopi仔:真的吗?是什么国呢?
众 人:天国!!!!!!
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