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左右不分，有时候真的会闹出笑话的！中国有一名网民分享了自身的经历，原本是好心，结果却因为自己搞错位置，最终白忙一场。

该网民表示，邻居这些天都不在家，而家中的盆栽许久没浇水，因此邻居传了讯息给该网民，想请他帮忙过去浇水。

然而，网民想帮忙却没钥匙，根本进不去。邻居因此还帮网民解决了“没钥匙”的问题，建议他用“吸管＋水枪”伸进他家阳台“隔空浇花”。

网民没看仔细，将邻居搞错了，误以为传讯息给他的是住在楼下的邻居，结果开始把42根吸管接在一起后再连接水枪。

经过多次的“改良”和尝试，网民终于成功“隔空浇花”，还高兴的拍下了照片传给邻居看。没想到邻居回复表示：“我家在你阳台右边，你不会弄错成左边了吧？”顿时让网民觉得自己白忙一场了。

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