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kopi仔:哇唠A,薄饼姨,头发set到这样美,今晚去吃桌啊?
薄饼姨:嘿嘿嘿……
烧鱼伯:不止耶,还学人家搽红色指甲油啊!
薄饼姨:嘿嘿嘿……
粿条叔:不过你的新衣太紧了啦,印到你的屎肚都跑出来了。
薄饼姨:你懂什么啦,人家说就是suka的我的微胖嘛,OK?
kopi仔:问题是,你都不是微胖,你是sipek胖啦。
烧鱼伯:等一下,薄饼姨你刚说人家说suka你微胖,那个人是谁?
薄饼姨:哎哟,嘿嘿嘿,你们做人不要这样八卦啦。
粿条叔:好心你一下啦,讲啦,不要做到好像青春少女的pattern啦。
薄饼姨:好啦好啦,人家本来要给你们surprise的啦,现在死都要人家说,讨厌讨厌讨厌。
烧鱼伯:geli咯,beh tahan跟你罢了。
薄饼姨:嘿嘿,人家最近falling in love了啦。
粿条叔:什么?你七老八老了还学人谈什么恋爱啦?
薄饼姨:你才老阿伯呢,人家现在的心境是18岁nia。
kopi仔:4986咯,So是哪个男人的眼睛贴到stamp呢?
薄饼姨:你才是贴到stamp,他都不懂几high class,是专业人士来的喔。
烧鱼伯:很奇怪咯,你整天都在kopitiam包薄饼,哪里还有机会和时间认识到新的boy friend?
薄饼姨:有缘千里来相会,我和他是在internet shock到的啦。
粿条叔:什么?internet?所以你们是没有见过面的咯。
薄饼姨:他之前是在facebook add我的,说第一次在facebook看到我照片就一见钟情了。
kopi仔:咦,等一下,他一定100巴仙是红毛人来的,对吗?
薄饼姨:哇,zomok你会知道的?
烧鱼伯:还有kok,他不是高级工程师,就一定是飞机师,对吗?而且还说要送一份珍贵的订情礼物给你,对吗?
薄饼姨:zomok你们全部都知道了的?
众 人:好心你有空多看报纸啦。
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