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薄饼姨:喂,我跟你们讲一样东西,听了不要讲出去咯,因为是秘密来的。
kopi仔:好心你,什么东西经过你的口之后,秘密还会是秘密咩?
薄饼姨:这次是真的啦,相信我一次啦。
烧鱼伯:什么秘密,讲来听看看先。
薄饼姨:呐,不要讲我没有跟你们讲咯,我收到风说,隔壁路的那个笑莲,上星期从中国回来后就中招了咯。
粿条叔:huh?你的消息准不准的?
薄饼姨:好心你啦,我的消息confirm 100巴仙准的啦。
烧鱼伯:等一下先,你的风是从哪里收来的先?
薄饼姨:嘛是从我小学的whatsapp group chat里收到的咯,我很多独家都是从那边收来的。
kopi仔:等一下,你刚刚说笑莲什么事了,再说一遍看看。
薄饼姨:我whatsapp的朋友说,上个月笑莲从中国回来之后,就一直发烧了,昨天下午3点半时就go了。
kopi仔:笑莲go了?你confirm吗?
薄饼姨:confirm啦,ah boh then?
kopi仔:but hor,今天早上的时候,笑莲才来kopitiam跟我打包kopi冰而已。
薄饼姨:huh?你confirm吗?你是不是见到那个东西?
粿条叔:confirm啦,笑莲也有来跟我打包炒果条啊!
薄饼姨:Alamak,原来笑莲她还没有……
kopi仔:好心你一下啦,收到假消息还当作独家新闻。
薄饼姨:哎哟,不能怪我的嘛,人家讲我嘛是跟着讲咯。
烧鱼伯:所以不是我要讲你啦,你整天带口罩有用咩,防得到virus,却过滤不到谣言。
粿条叔:也是对pun啦,有人说virus很毒,但是人的嘴巴有时更加4896的毒咯。
薄饼姨:sorry咯,可以吗?
众 人:有些事不是说sorry就可以算了的啦。
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