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薄饼姨:kopi仔啊,zomok工作脸黑黑的,头家又再没有给花红啊?
kopi仔:没有啦,昨晚有去小学的同学会,后来被一个女同学骂我做人无情咯。
烧鱼伯:zomok她突然会骂你无情的?
kopi仔:是这样的,昨晚同学会的dinner完了之后,有一位女同学问我可不可顺路载她回家,她住在我家的隔壁路而已。
粿条叔:zomok突然叫你载的?她之前是怎样来的?
kopi仔:本来应该是她老公来载她的,不过老公突然有OT不能来,嘛是问看可以搭我的顺车风一下咯。
薄饼姨:反正她是住在你家隔壁的一条路而已,嘛是载人家一下咯。
kopi仔:除了她是住我家附近,更重要的是,看在她还有带着小女儿啦。
烧鱼伯:喔,还带着小孩子的话,那更加应该载她们啦。
kopi仔:actually hor,本来是OK的,不过我突然想到一件事,我只能跟她说sorry了,不能载她了。
粿条叔:zomok,是不是你的girl friend beh song你载女人?叫她不要这样爱吃醋啦。
kopi仔:不是啦,是因为我女同学的小女儿的关系啦,她才4岁而已,重要的是她身高都没有超过135cm。
粿条叔:身高没有超过135cm,你就不能载她,我们malaysia有这条law咩?
kopi仔:对,malaysia是没有这条law,不过有另一条新出的law。
薄饼姨:什么law先?
kopi仔:嘛是如果有载135cm以下的儿童,车里没有baby car seat的话,司机就会中三万啦。
粿条叔:也是对pun hor,那些家里没小孩的车主,自然就不会装baby car seat,万一有朋友带着小孩要搭顺风车,载了他们的话自己就salah了。
kopi仔:我都还没生小孩,车里没有baby car seat,所以我是被迫无情,如果中三万,你们替我还啊?
众 人:唉……
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