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就算是再亲近的人，玩笑还是要注意分寸，否则最终闹得十分不愉快。

中国一名女子在购物网站上买下一瓶纹身乳，于是向男友谎称是能去除黑头的护肤乳，并主动帮男友来个全身按摩，接着就在他身上涂满纹身颜料。

男子睡醒后发现女友不见，且身上的颜料也洗不掉，打给对方只得到“闹着你玩”的回应，还因此被公车司机误认为是外国人，最后他决定跟女友分手，结束这场闹剧。

深圳一名男大生到女友住处见面，女友表示最近购买一款去黑头的精华乳，可以帮他护肤按摩，还要求全身脱光，男子抱着期待的的心情照办，可没多久就因为太舒服而睡着，醒来开灯后才发现大事不妙。

女友不仅消失不见，男子也因为颜料成了“黑人”，崩溃的他打给女友却无人接听，只好硬着头皮搭车回学校，回到宿舍后同寝室友笑爆，让他整个超无奈。

隔天他戴上帽子、眼镜和口罩出门，但公车司机一度以为他是外国人，所以不停用英文问，“Do you speak english？”让他超想挖洞钻进去。虽然女友事后向他道歉表示“是闹着玩的”，但他认为这玩笑开太大，于是选择跟女友分手。

许多网友虽感同情，但嘴角忍不住上扬，也反问到底是做了什么，才让女友这么恨他。

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