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789

就算是再亲近的人,玩笑还是要注意分寸,否则最终闹得十分不愉快。
中国一名女子在购物网站上买下一瓶纹身乳,于是向男友谎称是能去除黑头的护肤乳,并主动帮男友来个全身按摩,接着就在他身上涂满纹身颜料。

男子睡醒后发现女友不见,且身上的颜料也洗不掉,打给对方只得到“闹着你玩”的回应,还因此被公车司机误认为是外国人,最后他决定跟女友分手,结束这场闹剧。
深圳一名男大生到女友住处见面,女友表示最近购买一款去黑头的精华乳,可以帮他护肤按摩,还要求全身脱光,男子抱着期待的的心情照办,可没多久就因为太舒服而睡着,醒来开灯后才发现大事不妙。

女友不仅消失不见,男子也因为颜料成了“黑人”,崩溃的他打给女友却无人接听,只好硬着头皮搭车回学校,回到宿舍后同寝室友笑爆,让他整个超无奈。
隔天他戴上帽子、眼镜和口罩出门,但公车司机一度以为他是外国人,所以不停用英文问,“Do you speak english?”让他超想挖洞钻进去。虽然女友事后向他道歉表示“是闹着玩的”,但他认为这玩笑开太大,于是选择跟女友分手。

许多网友虽感同情,但嘴角忍不住上扬,也反问到底是做了什么,才让女友这么恨他。
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