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如果大号时没有卫生纸，该怎么办？就有网友遇到此事，他在公司拉屎时没有卫生纸，于是向同事求救，没想到门缝传来“一张东西”让该网友超傻眼。照片曝光后，网民全笑翻。

脸书社团“爆废公社”有位网友上载一张爆笑照片，讲述某日在公司上厕所大便中，突然发现旁边都没有卫生纸，让他超紧张，只好拿手机向同事求救，过了一会，同事来了，仅在厕所门缝丢出一张A4纸，该网友一看超傻眼，“在公司拉屎结果没卫生纸，跟同事求救后，门缝传来一张纸”。

照片仔细一看，这张A4纸居然印著“五月花”整包卫生纸的图案，让所有网民笑爆，直呼该网友“看来得罪很深喔”，大家纷纷留言“不错耶，起码还彩色列印”、加减用”、“同事好U默”、“肯定是损友”、“还高清无码全彩印刷”、“感情真好”、“一次给整包，就甘心”、“这太好笑了”、“满满的爱”。

对此，也有许多网民纷纷出意见，试图帮助该网友解决尴尬局面，“用水将A4纸泡软后，当湿式卫生纸使用”，原PO则回应“只能用马桶里热腾腾的屎水泡啰”，网友热心留言“A4中间挖一个洞”、“揉一揉会比较舒服点”、“可以分成五张省点用”、“请勿直接擦拭，以免擦伤”、“要加水啦”、“直接跨在洗手台洗屁屁，然后大便不要冲，全公司共享成果”。

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