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文：骆联理

kopi仔：哎呀，做到我“黑头”罢了

薄饼姨：什么事做到你“黑头”？

kopi仔：昨天有一个外地朋友来penang玩，call我问哪里有得吃好料。

烧鱼伯：so？

kopi仔：我嘛是介绍他们去晚上那间最出名的小贩中心吃咯。

粿条叔：so是不好吃，你就被他们骂，做到你很“黑头”是吗？

kopi仔：不关东西好不好吃的，而是他们还没有吃前，就已经很没有mood很不爽了。

薄饼姨：吓到我，好彩不关食物的事，so你的外坡朋友是zomok了？

kopi仔：说起来就4896了，他们去到那边，一park好king之后就出事了。

烧鱼伯：zomok？

kopi仔：嘛是有人站在车外，跟他们收parking的钱啦。

薄饼姨：actully hor，你朋友不爽什么，他们去吃东西park人家小贩中心的位，给钱也是应该的啊。

kopi仔：问题是hor，那个是路边MPPP的parking位，OK?

粿条叔：咦，MPPP的parking位不是走固本制度很久了咩？zomok还有人来收钱的？

薄饼姨：还有kok，MPPP的parking位到了晚上就是free的，还需要给钱的咩？

kopi仔：不但没有free，而且那个人收的比MPPP更贵啊。

薄饼姨：so你外坡的朋友给吗？叫他们不要给，叫他们勇敢一点。

kopi仔：勇敢？他们说怕吃回来轮胎会变漏风，那就不能驾回外坡了。

众 人：唉……

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