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文：骆联理

薄饼姨：4896咯，昨天我教我的孙女做功课时，被她问到答不出。

kopi仔：zomok？她问你1589加36587减4896乘254再除3487等于多少是吗？

薄饼姨：加减乘除你的头啦，她都不是问我功课的问题。

烧鱼伯：那到底是什么事呢？

薄饼姨：是这样的，昨晚做完功课之后，我只是多嘴说了一句话，就被孙女问到我口哑哑了。

粿条叔：你说了什么？你孙女又问了你什么？

薄饼姨：她在收拾书包时，我衰多口跟她讲，你要努力读书，考到好成绩之后才能进到大学啊。

kopi仔：so?她反问了你什么问题？

薄饼姨：她说阿嬷你confirm我考到10粒A的话，就guarantee能进到大学吗先？

粿条叔：哎呀，你也真的是衰多口的，叫她努力读书就好了嘛，干嘛去讲什么读大学呢。

薄饼姨：你以为我想的咩，一时改不了口嘛。

烧鱼伯：如果到时她真的考到很多粒A又进不了大学，嘛是去读那个拉曼咯，听说他们的收费比其他学院更便宜啊。

kopi仔：拉曼？现在他们都自身难保啊。

粿条叔：不用怕，还有一个条可以走。

薄饼姨：是什么？是什么？

粿条叔：嘛是那个singapore啦，他们很suka malaysia人的。

众 人：也是对pun啦。